Maybe Unleash the Hornets

Over the weekend in the Toronto area police converged on a parking lot where upwards of 200 vehicles were doing donuts and other stunts. As police appeared they took off to speed along the relatively empty roadways. Thankfully, there at least hasn’t been news of them adding to the burden of overstressed hospital staff.

In another display of brilliance, police clocked a young man in his parents’ Mercedes doing 308 km/h–three times the speed limit. A police spokesman said he had no words.

There are those who say that in the first nanosecond of space-time, everything that could ever exist or occur was present in possibility. Out of all of that, these guys chose these things to bring to reality.

How’s this for a reality to bring to fruition: If they like speed so much, put them on a track in go-carts with the scent of honey bees, and let loose a swarm of those giant “murder” hornets.

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